are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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