oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
