glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
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I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
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Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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