so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
Randomize
