Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
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I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
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And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
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