Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
We just shotgunned beers for America
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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