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we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
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i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
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Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
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