do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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