You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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