Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
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