Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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