it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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