i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
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Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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