What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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