Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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