I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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