Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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