I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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