i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
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oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
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I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
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