Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
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I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
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Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
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