Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
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I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
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Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
you made out with another girl for some wings
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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