Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
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just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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