I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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