so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
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She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
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Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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