His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
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It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
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after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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