Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
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I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
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Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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