K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
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You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
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There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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