No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
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i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
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Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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