That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
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