Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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