New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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