I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
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