Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
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We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
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He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
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