do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
you will always have a special place in my vag
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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