Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
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im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
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Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
Randomize