You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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