glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
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