I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
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