Your tits are I can't wait for
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
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