I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
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All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
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I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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