The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
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According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
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Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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