Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I'm too high and old for this...
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
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