Define "chronic" masturbator.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
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