No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
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Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
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I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
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