R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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