I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
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I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
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The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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