I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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