Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize
