I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
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Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
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I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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