I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I lost the right to judge tonight
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
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