That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
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How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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