Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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