I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
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