is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
Randomize
