Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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