Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
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My vagina just recognized that song.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
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It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
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