if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I would ride that face into the sunset
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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